The worst thing about Samuel Clemens' presence in the proceedings is actual historical fact. In 1893, Twain was splitting his time between Europe and New York. Granted, they didn't have the internet to look up such a basic fact in 1991, but I doubt it would have been that difficult. This was a terrible episode, and…

I love your work, Zack…but a B- is very generous for "The Big Goodbye." That was a miserable 45 minutes of television.