You know that judo stuff's all fake, DUDE

Just wait till TNAHoganJack shows up, BROTHER.

You know what you must, do, DUDE. The Black and White calls to you, just as it did back at Bash at the Beach 96. You conquered the WWF, WCW, Hollywood, Gawker - you could do it again.

Agreed - '96 was a pretty awesome year, DUDE

That's right DUDE

Fourth variation's the charm, DUDE

*This following announcement has been paid for by the NEW WORLD ORDER*

…TNA Hogan is…
…well, even I'M not that evil, DUDE

Maybe if Vincey finally gets the balls to turn Roman heel, the Usos could turn too and be a stable - the "Samoan World Order"!
I like the sound of that, JACK.

WITHOUT HOLLYWOOD HOGAN…NONE OF YOU WOULD BE HERE

You're an embarrassment, DUDE.
You…WE…used to be AWESOME.
Our pythons could run wild on ANYBODY in the WCW. Ric Flair, Vader, The Giant…we even avenged ourselves on Warrior, BROTHER.