I just tend to find people's politics to be a practical, actionable reflection of their ethics and morals; people are certainly complicated and vote for a variety of reasons, but to vote for people who are stating that they'll go out of their way to engage in revanchism, voter suppression, racism and overall societal…

I have sympathy for your argument, but considering the past 30 years of GOP politics has exclusively, only been about demonizing literally every person who doesn't vote with them lockstep, it's hard to not see that evil reflected in the people who vote for them. all they did over the past 8 years was lie, bald-faced,…

They're just a reflection of their voters; have you ever met a GOP voter in the last ten years you were HAPPY to have in your life?

Their big litmus test is asking prospective GOP candidates whom they think the good guy is in Mad Max.

All Murkowski and Collins ever do is initially vote no to save their seats, and then just keep crapping out party line votes when people stop paying attention to the issue of the day. Murkowski may have put a lot on the line for Planned Parenthood recently, but the best way to thank her would be to vote her out of…

Wait I'm confused; isn't the whole thing about Senators and Congrssmen that they're ugly people who want power so they can take out their anger for being ugly on the rest of us?

And wear blouses!

He was awesome, and clearly excited to boogie down.

That's lovely, and gives me an excuse to paste the only copypasta I've ever pasted:

The best part was when the rabbi chose to work his speech at the ceremony around their favorite songs too. You really have not lived until you've seen the local holy man dancing like a lunatic to "Trust" from the Batman soundtrack.

Was the pitch just this really super-coked up guy yelling, "BREAKING BATEMAN" over and over again.

My bother solved this issue last summer by having an all-Prince cover band play his wedding, and it was freakin' glorious.

The Apple Bees are their arch-foes.

I feel like a President pardoning himself is a great, great way to commit suicide by rabid populace, as though Trump is thinking, "I've always wanted a pitchfork-wielding mob to manually tear my body into component parts, lemmie see where this goes."

Are you having a stroke? Are you alright? Do you need help?

I'll always be minorly upset that Grease was big my senior year in High School, and that they played the songs at the prom, and the radio, and more or less all goddam day for a year, never quite realizing, "Grease is fucking terribly written and performed."

Howard the Duck is ALWAYS pissed! It's his gimmick!

He's always been a super-disingenuous, obnoxious bully and asshole, Christie doesn't have a lick of kindness in him.

Ah Philly, a great place for a pro wrestling fan to stab a manager with a pencil.

Chris Christie is so fat,when he sits around the house, he really sits around being reminded that he can't climb 3 steps without wheezing, has bad knees due to lifelong weight issues that he's tried repeatedly to address but oftentimes fails, and that also everyone he's ever sucked up to has taken a shit all over him,…