If Christie was capable of feeling guilt or shame, sure, but is there any given Republican alive who can feel those sincerely?

To be fair, Chris Christie is an extremely unlikeable man.

And his limp-dicked "objections" to torture that not one single Republican has ever listened to or adopted. Yeah, it's nice McCain said something, but DOING would be better. But hey, he sure can talk!

Obligatory comment where one pretends to feel bad. There, that'll do it.

WAS, alas. I'm now a boring-ass tech recruiter, where there really are no funny or interesting stories, at all, unless maybe you're interested in our benefits package and generous maternity/ paternity plans?

It's actually just in the Gowanus itself.

It was something to see (I'll admit, I was only there for the barricading in the office/ forcible ejection parts), and we never quite got to the bottom of why the curator flipped out so hard. The exhibit was a bit cheesy, but it's lead curator was head of Egypt's antiquities bureau, and his assistants were usually…

To fix it, four people had to lift the glass casing around the vase, and four others sort of did this wiggle thing with their hands as the vase teetered about in the case as it was lifted. There was this very clammy silence, other than the light scrape of vase against glass, until I heard one of the staff yelp…

If only my current gig allowed it, I'd be on that like a… whatever the heck it was that thing in the Relic was on a Tom Sizemore!

AND the time the Egyptian curator for the King Tut exhibit didn't want to actually go back to Egypt, took a staff member as a light hostage on Canal Street at midnight, then barricaded herself in her office the next day, and fought the police off until they had to break down the door and lift and carry her out to a…

OH! Also, when we had the Dead Sea Scrolls, and a very aged gentleman came by with a picture of a lady I assume was his extremely deceased mother, asking for converts to his religion in the line. Because you see, he was the Last King Of Jewry.

School groups + terrible NYC teacher/ chaperones who were just looking for some time to zone out + extremely dark corners x the alluring power of costumes = a lot of me walking the exhibit halls saying, "That's probably illegal kid, freakin' cut it out and go to Sardi's next door where they're tolerant of those…

Oh definitely, especially one with props that you need to take away, only to find them thrown angrily to the floor by the person surrendering them. I'll always fault people being over-enthusiastic more than anything else too (we had someone knock over an ancient Israeli vase once simply because they HAD to touch the…

Mad Manx: Furry Road is gonna be HUGE.

As a former assistant manager at a now-closed NYC event venue, I can attest that any event that prompts it's attendees to feel the need to dress up will, almost 100% of the time, cause SOME level of damage to your space. The combination of big crowds, massive enthusiasm, and the benefit of anonymity that even a…

"In this one, Marmaduke goes to Church and is saved, like you should be, and also has a nice girlfriend."

Because there are millions of maiden aunts in the world who need fodder for their wholesome memes?

There are clearly thing worse than an unfunny person who thinks they're being cute, but it's hard to list the non-violent ones right now to be honest. She's like a maiden aunt who just discovered the concept of standup.

But….but Fox News keeps telling me Americans never have been, or ever will be, racist!!

Kellyanne Conway seems to think she's really smart, huh?