Wait wait wait, you mean the network watched by creepy old guys whom nobody is ever happy to see at Thanksgiving is home to sexual predators and harassers? Shocking!!!!!!!!!!

I feel as though this is the only legit reason.

I mean, we know that's why Trump watches it!

I love the process of frying chicken (I know, I know, I'm extremely boring), but it is a huge amount of cleanup.

Breaking news: Boring millionaire who raps but nobody listens to criticizes boring millionaire who raps but people do listen to.

But why would anyone subject themselves to this awful, uninformative show that early in the morning? Or ever?

There's a weird contingent of people who think Chick-fil-A sandwiches are crazy good and swear by them. But it's just a piece of fried chicken on cheap bread with a limp pickle on it, just sitting there like a lump. Like, you can MAKE that, and better, yourself.

Oh yes, Hobby Lobby, the same company that decided it was going to be the moral arbiter of the nation a few years back, that makes sense.

Sadly, these aren't folks who seem to grasp the idea of shared humanity. You can only appeal to them via their own narrow selfishness.

You gotta grab 'em by the Gru-ey.

So…Sean Hannity does gargle piss, then?

My parents moved there to retire, solely because it's cheap, so I've had to go down wayyyyy more than I'd like, and it always makes me completely miserable. It's like a catalogue of everything that just rubs me the wrong way, especially that moment when you get off the airplane and it's just depressingly hot.

He reads Breitbart, it's an intentional misreading.

That sounds like a really crazy episode of Preacher!

Imagine living such deeply benighted life that you look at someone like Alex Jones, listen to what they have to say, and then nod silently in agreement, thinking, "Yes, this makes sense, it JUST MAKES SENSE."

I skimmed through the Remender Punisher omnibus last night, and it completely slipped my mind how good and brutal it was. The ending is wayyyyy too rushed and seems pretty compromised (he just…gets better over time, a'la Batman in the Venom storyline), but the fight with Hellsgaard is gorgeous looking and the stakes…

I'm a big fan of the one where, after saving a rapper's life, Frank proceeds to berate said rapper that rap isn't real music. It's always made me wonder what sort of music Frank Castle DOES listen to.

Oh man, I'd forgotten about that run, and is is really good, especially in how it situates Castle within the greater Marvel U. That being said, you're definitely correct about it being forgotten, though it was brought up very briefly in the latest Deadpool Vs. Punisher issue. But hey, we'll always have Franken-Castle!

But you know Big Frank and Micro down by law/
Who's down to slay tonight?

I think Cloonan brings some good horror chops to the run, which are so plain when characters like Face appear, and the tension and grotesquerie in those scenes are great, and she seems to be approaching the series with a big picture in mind (some of the initial plot threads don't seem to be truly over based off this…