I've written this elsewhere already, but honestly, if you can't flip off a fellow New Yorker, then there's no reason to live in New York.

Yes, Glenn sure is a metal rebel, by a mile.

Does Melania have a look other than blank?

Whoa, 1993's edgiest jokes, on your campus, TODAY! I wonder if he'll say "feminazi!"

Hey, John Hinckley is free and looking for something to do!

I've often had similar thoughts, which once manifested in sending Joe Lieberman a letter when I was in high school telling him I thought Ice T and Cannibal Corpse were awesome and he should shut up. As an adult, I fully grasp that I enjoyed completely garbage ass music, but I'm glad I got to use it to tell a figure of…

So I can write, "I'll snap a President's neck and here's how" on FB, good to know.

Yeah, it's definitely worth exposing yourself to the white nationalists, because it's not as though you can guess with 100% accuracy what it is they'll say. People stop paying attention to things like conservative uncles for a really good reason: they were exposed to it, paid some attention to it, and realized it was…

I'm sure what conservatism needs is another 3rd rate, effectively forgotten actor who hasn't worked on anything notable in over a decade to defend it.

Roger Ailes died the way he lived: a fat, horrible old man who hated everything and fell down a lot until it killed him.

And nothing of value was lost.

I'm glad cocaine rat Tim Allen is considered, by himself at least, to be an upstanding citizen.

{cokes up}

Sounds like a buncha whiny snowflakes to me! Get a job and stop watching TV, dangnabbit!

Really, if you can't harangue a congressman and make them feel like shit, why have a congressman?

Even in German! https://www.youtube.com/wat…

Not only did he take the last piaster I could borrow, but he left me here in Biscayne Bay where the Cuban men sleep all day :(

If by "Pulitzer" DJII means, "bullet to the dome," he's v. correct.

I feel as though I've had Steely Dan's "Dr. Wu" stuck in my head for the better part of a decade now, like a stoned-out yacht ride that will never end.

I know that the only person to ever call Trump smart is himself, but man he is not a smart person, at all.