Shit. Who he think he is? He's lucky I didn't kick his ass.

Normally I'd try to find an excuse to post a quote from Kindergarten Cop but not today. All dog abusers should burn in hell.

Stop whining! You kids are soft. You lack discipline.

He's a caca-poopoo!

Everyone dies, you know.

My dad's a gynecologist. He looks at vaginas all day long.

My daddy works on a computer all day, and is the head of his company and
he, um, he has a mustache and a beard, and he-he doesn't have a lot of
hair, and cuz-um, since his head is so big, he can't wear any hats.

We're going to play a wonderful game called… "Who is my daddy and what does he do?"

No.

Everybody dies, you know?

Boys have a penis and girls have a vagina.

We're going to play a wonderful game called… "Who is my daddy and what does he do?"

No more complaining. No more "Mr. Kimble, I have to go the bathroom". Nothing!

Stop whining! You kids are soft. You lack discipline.

I'll be out of here in a week, and you'll still be eating takeout food in that dump you live in.

Not so tough without your car, are yeah?

No more complaining. No more "Mr. Kimble, I have to go the bathroom". Nothing!

We're going to play a wonderful game called… "Who is my daddy and what does he do?"