Hey now, oxycodone too.

It's the only way to handle that state.

That's racist?

South Kore-ya-ya, knows how to party.

It could be positive too, like saying "I feel like I just had arguably the most successful revolution in a string of uprisings that have had a huge impact on our world." But I guess that's not entirely positive, there's a certain sense of survivor's guilt to go with it.

D.J. Booty

The English subjunctive is a thing of the past.

The combo, but I think the peanut butter McChicken is actually more deserving of the title.

That and ketchup chips are the main reasons I miss Canada (and a legit poutine, but that's a separate issue.)

Round these parts we call it a McDank

Fuck their patties, we've got the meats.

Fuck the haters, just know we're always here for you.

My girlfriend is libyan and real into spicy food, as am I. She personally and we as a couple have learned this lesson the hard way.

You might be.

You are far from alone.

I got busted for possession back in my teenage years because of a cop doing exactly that at a Taco Bell.

Not at all, my finger tips are super callused from it. They look normal, but they're super rough to the touch.
I think it's an anxiety thing, and I do it all the time.

Highlight of a depressing day, this joke was.

Nah, I wanna be able to see your posts so I can call you out on your bullshit and deny you a safe space, snowflake.

Man, I'm kinda tired of people calling regional accents and dialects like this "precious" and things of the sort. When I speak my québécois French with french people, they always say it's "charming" or "cute" or "precious" if they aren't saying I sound like what amounts to a redneck. I also speak super generic,…