La Marseillaise is entirely composed of crazy extra verses.

These are some choice parts, especially the refrain, in bold:

The lyrics are straight fucked though, which might make it an even stronger contender for the best.

Heh, weird, it's always tasted so syrupy to me, but you are right that it is less so than other things.

Oh, interesting! Another fun, not necessarily fact, but observation: the popularity of the chili pepper in Asia and Africa can mostly be traced by looking at countries Portugal went to. Also, they were the first country to start drinking tea in West Europe, though it was green, not black, and diplomatic incident…

Not all tea is Nestea I suppose.

Yes, yes it is. The green tea with honey one right?

An ungodly amount? With lemon? In a can?

They did, in 2012 I think. I watched it really drunk once. I'm pretty sure it was awful.

But Arizona is so sugary!

On the Road?

Are you Canadian?

Have you tried? It sounds like you haven't tried.

Fun fact: in Arabic "orange" is burtuqal (sp), which is the Arabic transliteration of Portugal, owing to the fact that Portuguese traders brought them from China.
As for the question : if I remember correctly, the fruit came first, but it also has a weird etymology.

Yes, fructose is so much better, especially when surrounded by the words "high" and "corn syrup".

You must only drink shitty, shitty tea.

I think I'm gonna Reich.

Had you recently brushed your teeth?

No no, the past tense of Drike is Druck and the past tense of Drake is Drook while the past participle is Draken. English is simple, gosh.

You would say that, Tex.