Shhh. Go back to sleep.

People also don't realize that food poisoning usually takes a couple days in, so it's most likely not what you just ate, but rather a couple days ago.

Yeah, the claims are nothing butt conjecture.

Non no no, you're supposed to get famous then shill stuff on the internet.

"I'm just gonna jerk off and go to bed"
The A.V. Club

Ah, it does seem that they tweak the test so as to give a balanced data set where the median and mean are always 100, which makes it more useful as an indicator. But I stand by my assertion that that's not how averages work as a general concept, mostly so I don't have to completely concede that I am in fact ignorant,…

I'm gonna go with non native English speaker, but that still doesn't exactly explain the logic behind some of the capitalization.

"the near furure" oh no! You've caught the A7x fan disease. Soon you'll be? adding random punctuation…

You're thinking of the median.

That's not how averages work. Say intelligence is rated on a 1-10 scale and ten people are tested. Their results are 1, 1, 3, 6, 6, 6, 6, 6, 7, and 10, giving an average score of 5.2. In this case, 70% of those surveyed would be over the average intelligence.

We got beef?

Look up "Caillou freestyle" it's the realest in it.

Emoji in a disqus comment? At least you put effort into being an idiot, I suppose.

Actual hermaphrodite is incredibly rare (if not nonexistant) in humans, if I remember correctly it entails the production of both male and female zygotes, so essentially two sets of mostly functional genitals.

Doesn't he want to date babies?

French fries are a very versatile tool. I feel like I've been defending french fry based dishes around here a lot, and surprisingly never in regards to curly fries.

Mmmm…cheesebaby…

Sour cream is delicious and I will never understand how someone could dislike it.

Strangling victims?

Feeling clean now?