Yes, Transformers and Game of Thrones are exactly alike and yours is the type of sophisticated comparison I was looking for. I like the colors in your avatar, though!

Shit writing…like the dragons getting there too quickly.

I DEMAND FOUR EPISODES TO SEE THEM RETRIEVING AND DRAGGING THE CHAINS THROUGH THE SNOW!!!

Ah, the joys of working on the most popular show on television. Work you ass off for months to create seamless, mind-blowing special-effects, and everyone just wants to complain about the dragons getting there too quickly.

Those are just skulls. He could only create an army of undead dragon Pac-Men.

Thanks for not using spoiler tags!! Now I know George R. R. Martin's books got adapted into a TV show!!

"HBO wanted more seasons. D&D wanted fewer."

He's either still at Castle Black or is being kept at East Watch. His budget, on the other hand, has been flying around and burning things all season long.

I just wrote in the newbies thread that I'm starting to think he's Azor Ahai. It's the old convention of playing up someone's paralyzing fear to the point that you know they'll heroically overcome it in the end.

Wow, as completely ugly and boring as all the rest of the Kinja sites. They literally make no effort to differentiate any of 'em. "Wait, am I on Jezebel? Nope…there's a photo of a car, so it's probably Jalopnik. Then again, maybe it's a sentient car and this is io9. Well, at least it can't be Deadspin because it has…

People only become wights if they die north of the Wall.

It was Tyrion who suggested them taking the black. Danaerys said she had no authority to do that because she wasn't the queen.

Here you go: < spoiler > your text < / spoiler >

"You can get by without hats in the winter until about twenty below"

"When the red star bleeds, "

Possibly, but I don't think Bran is the cause of this. Bran helped them kill their nemesis, the prior Three-Eyed Raven, but I believe they were marching before then. It seems that their goal is to extinguish life, as referenced by Jon's endless statements about "the dead vs. the living." That would require them to…

Oh, I just mentioned the change in Night's King actors! Should've scrolled down.

Considering there's real, actual fake money on the line, I'm assuming they all had to swear not to watch it. Although you can never tell who's the Littlefinger within a group.

They don't wear hats because it would be too hard to tell which character is which. It's a lack of realism in the service of clearer storytelling.

The desire for depth? Plaudits for being the sad clown instead of the traditional funny guy? I mean, Bill Murray was in a veritable movie purgatory until he hit his sad-sack stride with Lost in Translation.