You're thinking of that time Josh Hartnett gave up sex.

"This is the type of part I get? Fuck you, Jobu."

Maybe the "Only Living Boy" is his career, except it's not living, it's dead.

If you think that's difficult, try drinking chicks half your age and banging alcohol. My body fat is at 3% and I'm wanted in 12 states.

While Thanos/Jonah Hex may be filming with the Green Lantern right now, he is also in Avengers Infinity War with the Human Torch.

You are budding. You are seeing the beginning of life, a brand new wonderful Choo-Choo emerging from your own body.

I appreciate the response. But unless I'm missing something, you are not Univision or the people making the actual decision to switch platforms.

Forget the altcoin, they should just mass-produce the guy's mysterious ring and use that for currency.

They don't actually care about the commenters. They care about their commenting platform. Specifically, they care about having a platform they can sell to other potential clients. It doesn't matter if anyone's actually using it.

Well said. And sad.

That's a pretty glib take. There are practically volumes of substantive commentary around here on why Kinja is a poor platform. It's not just "change is bad, I like what I have."

I didn't know Taissa was that young. That means she was only 16 or 17 while filming American Horror Story's first season.

Quite a promotion for Depp. From a universally disliked Kevin Smith vanity piece to starring alongside Natalie Portman. Goes to show you can't keep a good famous last name down!

Is it a perfect film? No.

Yes, but did that article get 56 upvotes? You've scaled your life's mountain anew, my friend.

How does this guy even have time to be a congressional representative?

Almost 1,300 comments, so in case anyone's keeping score or cares, here's my thought:

In tonight's episode of King of the Hill, Hank is embarrassed by his girly son, Peggy thinks she's smarter than she really is, Bill whimpers a lot and Luanne has mild retardation. But trust, us, it's hilarious this time!

I think if anyone can be trusted to handle the seriousness and gravity of emergency first responses, it's Ryan Murphy.

Wait, Rush Limbaugh is real?? I thought I dreamed that!