It's actually pronounced "races," and that's how we got the term "racism."

I truly think a bit less of people when I hear them pronounce it as "Reesees." Maybe it's some weird psychological regression to infancy; they like making drawn-out vowel sounds like a little baby would. I'm going with that.

You commenters can try to be all glib and sarcastic, but Fudgie the Whale is pure happiness and joy. I love you, Fudgie. Happy birthday and may you receive all the best things a delightful ice-cream whale can have.

Anyone care to take bets on how quickly they're forced to change the name? I don't think "explosive" candy is quite as whimsical as it might've been years ago.

Well, both Terrence Howard and Stanley McCrystal did give famously bad Rolling Stone interviews.

Plus, he can draw the U.S. map freehand by memory.

And may Roger Ailes rot for fostering that bile into an inalienable republican truth.

I know…"bodyslam" makes it sound fun and wacky, like two boys horsing around.

The Republicans who would cheer this on were always going to vote for him anyway.

"…and Twitter Lost It"

Audiences don’t care about King Arthur.

Goddammit, will you people please use spoiler tags??

I'm excited for the part where he buttons his coat.

Spider-Man: Like Drew Struzan But Without Drawings or Any Semblance of Artistic Mastery

All I could ever think of was, "Why are we doing this long digression with his wife? There are terrorists on the loose!!"

God. The late 90s. What a time to be alive.

Well, when it settles at least it will be easy to transmit the payment.

Just as Phantom Menace at least gave us Darth Maul, Pirates of the Caribbean 2 and 3 gave us the awesome Davy Jones.

I'm guessing that his idea calls for more money, not the other way around. But even if he does have a similarly small-scale project in mind, a bigger budget could still yield bigger-name actors, improved effects or sets, more locations, more on-set comforts, etc. Get Out was terrific, but you never know what Peele…

Nah, Trump has it all under control.