Ah shit, I posted this on the entirely wrong site…it was meant for another disqus site. I don't even know how I did that.

In related news, Ridley Scott says that he was mistaken in not including xenomorphs in Prometheus.

waaaaaait a minute…you guys aren't really talking about flatbread at all!

Side note: I really enjoyed Loiter Squad.

Does Rebel Wilson ever not play a walking sight gag? In movie after movie, she plays lowest-common-denominator "humorous" roles like "fat lady who doesn't realize how fat/embarrassing she is" and "oversexed fat lady who doesn't realize fat-lady sex is gross." In fact, later this year she'll he able to humiliate…

Ridley Scott totally looks like a Game of Thrones character in that photo.

I'm me.

That's my point.

It's kind of like when people write drawn-out words ending in a silent "e" ("I want to go homeeeee"). You're still just saying the same word.

I know, I was Climbing Up the Walls trying to figure it out. But there are No Surprises anymore thanks to the internet.

I couldn't imagine Fallon doing effective, hard-hitting political satire/commentary even if NBC let him off the chain to do so.

And probably many, many other commenters, too. The rest were just thinking it.

As if Boing Boing needed an excuse to post another dozen articles about Die Antwoord.

"VanWyngarden stated that the duo was going to cut right to the chase and title their new album Diminishing Returns."

Wait, so Chuck Wepner married Liev Schreiber's wife??

Don't you mean you hate wanting to super-fuck him?

I agree that all the free stuff was a bit much, but it's a time-honored tradition that companies try to generate easy publicity by offering free crap to the star-of-the-moment. I mean, Hasbro gave her an action figure of herself, which is a pretty nice return rate on the gazillion masks she sold for them.

I once had a wonderful doggie that kept getting chronic ear infections (thanks, puppy mill). Eventually, the doctor had to sew his ear canals shut. He could still hear through the skin, though. But it basically made his ears decorative, like a stuffed animal.

We'll have to agree to disagree on that.

Upon hearing the verdict, Morissette exclaimed, "Yeah-ay-yeaahh-yaaahhhh!"