I think you've got it backwards… the attempt was not to eroticize the rabbit part of the "girl in a rabbit costume."

You had favorites and least favorites among the "Girls Next Door?" Your teenage boner deserved to be ruined.

I'm pretty sure they were all like that before the cameras found them.

Weekend at Ramsay's

You mean Satan?

She must have been homeschooled. In a nuclear shelter. With no siblings.

There's a great interview with Kate MiCucci where she talks about spending her whole life not knowing what the joke was about her last name.

I've always thought that sort of imbalance creates flavor in a game.

It really is the lowest of low-hanging fruit.

Then let's definitely agree that's what I meant.

I wonder if she does a voice to avoid being detected like Mila Kunis.

*consults google* Wow, so I am.

*pushes up glasses* Actually, I don't think those are undead, I think they're just cursed humans.

Taking down her son and that bearded guy with her.

… so is she somewhere on WoW, raiding with a guild and pretending not to be Jamie Lee Curtis?

"Look, Mr. Santo, I don't know what you think sideburns are, but…"

I'm sometimes funny.

Well, this country does have some pretty stupid billionaires apparently… so your story checks out!

Do these really have the .zero-whatever percent response-rate that it takes to make it worth doing? Somewhere in the world people are saying "Wow, this Rose really has the right idea!"

I'm starting a Kickstarter to get "as tasteful as a scene about an underage gangbang can be" inscribed on King's tombstone when he dies.