I don't understand why they can't just make a good spy movie, where the spy is Black Widow. How does her being Black Widow in any way complicate their task of making a good movie?

TL;DR - it was too long, I didn't read it.

Ya, him and Tarantino did it as some kind of joint project. Watching it, I have the impression that Tarantino directed the first half, and Rodgriguez did the second half because they're like two completely different movies in a lot of ways.

It will be a viewable format, and people will care who Robert Rodriguez and John Malkovich were. Don't worry, this has been thought all the way through.

This is the second time you've told this story here.

In his defense, keeping quiet wasn't going to make them go away, either. I imagine he's gotten to the point where he accepts them in his life and figures he might as well at least say what's on his mind.

Saying "I hope your family gets raped and you die in a fire," or words to that effect?

That's not his fan base.

Also, the standard issue asshole has figured out that his death threats lack punch, so he spices them with personal information about your homelife, your family, and your location.

If Paul Feig sat you down and said "What do you really think about my new movie," you'd really say "I hope your family gets raped and you die in a fire?"

on the Internet??

That's a fair point. And I certainly wouldn't be surprised or object if the UN condemned their use.

That is true, but we were promised that she would be giggling.

I was aware you were being sarcastic, I chose to answer it seriously anyway because I don't understand the objection to drones. They're a thing that exists now, are they supposed to be un-invented?

That would be something to worry about - drones being used to commit the mass murders that people perform in person now.

Exactly. The only difference is the lack of soldier. But the argument is that it makes killing more abstract and thus easier.

I agree, the objections to them all seem pretty abstract.

This show practically writes itself!

Ha! Remember that cereal that used to exist! That's a thing from your memory!

As if Seth MacFarlane isn't annoying enough on his own. I'm sure you're right that he'll have Seth Green in tow, making himself look tolerable by comparison.