The smaller breeds tend to live longer.

He almost looks like… he might be wearing lipstick too?

On some level I do agree with you, that at least he did something.

Ya, that's a really good point, a lot of TV cops talk about how people somehow think they're really police.

well said.

I don't know… to me it looked like the women took it seriously and the men just blew it off and didn't even try to perform. Or tried and failed, but it looked like a lack of effort. To me.

well I find that far less objectionable overall :)

Is that who that is? Suddenly this article is very interesting to me.

*Spike Lee angrily tweets the location of Carl Nielsen's grave*

I wish I could upvote this more than once.

I didn't know that part either, I was just responding to the scandalized tone about dressing the people up and putting makeup on them and having producers prep them before they go on camera.

I'm hardly a Sean Penn expert, but in my experience from the sidelines, every time he does something like this, he creates a certain amount of chaos around himself, and the focus seems to be as much on the media attention to Penn as to whatever it was he was trying to do.

… possibly Penn himself.

Ha, I had forgotten all about that letter. What a humorless windbag.

No, I have a snarky comment about his history. Fuck off.

My personal favorite of his acts of heroism was his attempt to insert himself into Hurricane Katrina.

I thought the men's line had a lot of meat to it.

… are there people who thought this was actually part of the legal system and not a tv show?

Disingenuous.

Greatest line in his career, possibly in all of cinema: "What are you, a goddamned Nazi? Is that elf yours??"