"It's so dense. Every single frame has so much going on."

I would like to have Morgan insert longer pauses between each word. Right now there's not quite enough time for a bathroom break but if he could just give me five more seconds, I think I can make it.

Sure.

Can all the people I respect please shut the fuck up, and stop ruining it.

If DiCaprio suddenly becomes a HORRIBLE comedic actor, I know where the finger of blame gets pointed.

Also, British actors generally get paid less.

This is the number one talk show in the city, with the flutist? Live radio really went to shit once Howard Stern left.

Also he doubled his charitable donation by doing that, which was probably the point, not just showing off how much money he can piss away.

This deserves a double upvote because Emma Stone rhymes with Frank Stallone.

Also, Jessica needs to learn how to knock people out by hitting them on the chin. If she keeps slamming the back of peoples skulls into walls, she's going to kill someone.

I love when they're talking about how they got their powers, it's so nonchalant.

Cameo by the Alien Overlord Xenon in Episode VII?

Wrong.

It's his third movie with Cruise, I just assumed he already was a scientologist.

Ship thieves, I guess, are guys who steal ships? Whereas pirates would be the guys who steal things off of ships.

That's hardly the 21st century equivalent of putting an unseen play by Shakespeare in with your bottle for the people of the future to enjoy.

ya, that's a great point. The Illusive Man was a subtler form of evil for example.

What a stupid clusterfuck this presentation is.

It's because personally he's a huge douchebag, not because of his music.

Is he any relation to General Butt Naked?