"Wake me up when something actually happens."

I thought I was going to get Rick Rolled, but this is so much worse.

This might be the WORST song in the history of music.

Kanye has a history of going off script, taking over whatever microphone is in front of him, and saying whatever stupid thing happens to be on his mind in that moment.

Hey, remember The Specials? That happened! Now, moving on…

… is this what it's come to AVClub? Clips of grandma freaking out?

You're definitely not wrong, that supervillain question is the worst.

and then he turned pop music back into piss.

Because you didn't italicize or otherwise emphasize the words "for Bieber" I consider this sentence extremely questionable - "That all sounds weirdly reasonable for Bieber"

She's blown away by "What would your last meal be?" Possibly
the most trite, banal, empty question since "If you were a tree, what
kind of tree would you be?"

I would have LOVED it if they pulled a "Kiss Kiss Bang Bang" on Jerome - he shows off what a badass he is by playing Russian Roulette, and Pow! he blows his skull off.

To paraphrase Jon Stewart, we need a Jewish one - "Irving Spiderman"

Great observation :)

They ALL do that.

"Six Questions With Maura Tierney"

You're just going to stick with that supervillain question no matter what, eh?

I wonder how fast the head of production at Universal Studios was on the phone to Aaron Sorkins agent, asking if he could please try NOT to create a situation where for the three weeks leading up to the premier of the movie, the CEO of Apple is in the press every day shitting on it.

Didn't she write a book recently?

It's tempting to draw a conclusion from the fact that Fox News guys often mistake the fake news for the real news - https://www.youtube.com/wat…

I'll chip right into that kickstarter.