I deem that Seth Rogen's declaration of Shenanigans is just. Everyone get your broomsticks.

There is no such thing as peace. In the history of humanity, there has never been an absence of war, ever. It's probably not even desirable, since we, and all other life, appear to have evolved with the concept of violent conflict.

… give it a chance?

Your version of the interview is already more interesting.

Well said :)

This song… is terrible.

About Darth Vader being Luke's father, despite them being talked about as two separate people, and about Luke and Leia being siblings despite them being romantically paired in the first movie, including what retroactively became the grossest kiss in PG movie history.

Some of these are oddly thoughtful choices. I mean, "Ironic"? That's sort of thinking three layers in to find a connection.

I like the fact that they're being honest that this wasn't what they originally had in mind with the Tesseract. It was a smooth pivot, but a pivot nonetheless, and it's cool that they aren't pulling a George Lucas and trying to get us to think this was always how it was going to be.

Did he say "People make jokes about the price vesidency?"

If it does come out on time, it will be because he rushed it in a panic because he doesn't want the TV show to spoil what he apparently thinks is a huge twist.

Who exactly is presuming that this movie will be thrilling?

He obviously has a full and complete understanding of how to make something that bothers you on the Internet go away.

Down here in the youtube comments section, we all flooooaaaat!

The editors debated for hours whether to give this to GJI or Newswire.

I assume it is about cocaine, otherwise it's about a guy simultaneously falling in love and having a stroke I guess?

Why would you keep detailed records of who bought what DVD? Maybe they just mean the police seized his email, which would have all the orders in its history.

I get what you're saying that you can say that about a lot of crimes.

Did I say constant gunfire? You don't know how to argue, or read, and I'm done with you.

They're not likely, or they're not more likely than they were if they hadn't driven through an area where there was going to be some gunfire?