Everyone knows that the Hall of Justice isn't in Vancouver. It's in Suwanee, Georgia.

My wife is a massive Wombats fan. She has their entire discography, including the My Circuitboard City 45 and all of the B-sides from This Modern Glitch (six remixes and an album's worth of new tracks). "While Let's Dance to Joy Division" got her to listen to the album, "Here Comes the Anxiety" made her a fan.

Dystopian Future Biff Tannen (Cracked)

Those accents were terrible. They were doing Pittsburgh, not Philly.

James Taylor
Livingston Taylor
Ted Mulry Gang
Th' Dudes
The The
They Might Be Giants (Apollo 18 is my favorite album of all time)
Thirsty Merc
Tom Lehrer
Billy Thorpe
Bram Tschaicovsky
The Tubes

Al does ads in Atlanta for a company called 50 Floor. He begins them by saying he "knows a little bit about 'home improvement'." And one of their major selling points is that they "clean up, and then leave." Good. I just hate it when my flooring guys leave a mess then hang out for months on end.

My list:

Yes. They tried an expansion in Atlanta a few years back that didn't do so well. Only three remain, two of which are in the middle of nowhere. There are, however, a bunch in Charlotte, Augusta and Savannah.

Aside from the one random location in Orlando, our closest Safeway is nine hours away.

As both an Atlantan and a supermarket nerd - I actually plan vacations around grocery shopping - I can assure you that we don't have Safeway either. The metro area has Kroger, Publix and to a lesser extent, Ingles and Sprouts. There ard also a few Food Lions and (awful) Piggly Wigglys if you look hard enough.

Their greatest hits album is (finally) on iTunes. It's worth a listen.

Sailor
The Saints
San Fermin
The Scaffold
Seatbelts
Self
She & Him
Sherbet (The same album twice - the Australian release Photoplay in mp3s, and the US equivalent Magazine on vinyl. The latter features a forgotten "US" mix of "Summer Love.")
The Shins
Shirl (Skyhooks singer Shirley Strachan solo album.)
The Shins
Simon and…

The best chips overall in PA are Snyders of Berlin. But we're talking overall snack foods, Bachman is king. Bachman Jax are hands down the best corn curls made.

My brother, wife and I already quote the "still part of the Wu Tang Clan" speech.

My wife and I flew back home to Pittsburgh to go to the Canfield (OH) Fair with my family. We had a few Youngstown favorites (notably fried cheese and the Chad Anthony salad), introduced my mom to the wonders of unadulterated espresso and spent most of the day on the toilet. A good time was had by all.

Q:
Queen

I hope next week's article - or at the very least, the parts about assassin Charles J Guiteau - are written in epic poetry form.

A Tragically Hip story from an American:

Bic Runga
Herbs (they had Joe Walsh at one point)
DD Smash ("Repetition" is an all time favorite)

We're all Italian stereotypes. We talk (and yell and argue and hold grudges) about everything.