I think that's, ahem, a red herring. It'll turn out the kid is his. He's Irish after all, though they gave him an Italian name. :D

I'll give you that, but when the alternative is to tell the kid he's a product of rape? That's a lifelong mindf*ck right there.

What totally doesn't ring true is that the kid's mother wants to tell him he's the product of rape. I mean, what mother would go out of her way to make that happen when her ex wants to be the father to the kid, no matter how shitty? That whole setup makes no sense. A guy actually wants parental rights, and everyone is…