Leaving out her best known works, I am reminded that when she released her best of album, "Hits", she released an album at the same time called "Misses." I suspect she enjoyed that one more.

What, no love for the New Monkeys?
I'll see myself out.

That's the only way I would ever see it again.

Oddly enough I did like that on. Go figure.

Fantasia. I tried. God, how I tried. Saw the damn thing 3 times, viewing spaced around 15 years apart. "I wasn't mature enough the last time. Everyone says it's a classic. It must be me." Nope, it's the movie.

And you, with your brain the size of a planet…

Oates to Hall: "Not to the death - to the pain! First I cut off your 80's haircut, then your capped teeth. Your ears you keep, so you can listen while I rerecord all the lead vocals that should have been mine!"

You could set up brackets, like March Madness.

Crossing genres, how about Eeyore v Marvin The Robot? Just think of the…oh, never mind.

I will never be able to look at Arcinio Hall the same again.

I'll give you doIIars if you'll go away.

What is your legal opinion on Frontsies?

Bradley Winford is making an appearance at a local minor league baseball game. Maybe instead of autographs he'll lead the crowd in a giant walk and talk.

It's…complicated.

I tried to like this movie, I really did…

Yeah - but how much of the money that went missing was actually the fault of the father, who couldn't see through the cons that his 12 year old son warned him about?

"Porky's prestige" - there is a phrase I never thought I would hear.

God bless us, everyone. (Grabs crutch, totters off to stool next to fireplace, sits down and dies.)

Now I want to watch the scene while listening to 'Coconut'.

The only way they are getting my fucked Hyena is to peel it off my cold, dead…uh oh, think I just got suspended from my TV show.