Brian Everidge, you suck - I'm going to cut you.

You mean the extra-big fun-size from Wendy's?

I hope after five more Bridge of Spies sequels of varying quality, Rylance nails it with the official spin-off (title TBD) and Stallone comes in for the upset.

Did they mention the one review written in the form of a letter to Danny Tanner from his dead wife?

I heart this man, and this interview made me even hearter for him.

The sum of the square roots of any two sides of an isosceles triangle is equal to the square root of the remaining side!

Go home, science girl.

Agreed. And it definitely fits into this genre category that's being discussed.

I hate to be a backseat writer, but this article should've really mentioned the efforts of Bill Hickman, who drove in that celebrated sequence against McQueen and did the driving as well in The French Connection and The Seven-Ups. His contribution to the action genre of this era is more significant than people may…

They store it…in the trunk.

They have. They frequently taunt the angels as being "junkless."

How about "I'm a Fucking Prick Bastard" by I forget who?

Chicago is awesome when bullets aren't flying through your morning newspaper. A dinner at Gene & Georgetti's is worth it alone.

Fair enough. And don't miss out. They really are super awesome.

Did you even read the article? The point of which was to express how surprisingly good the latter Hyams-helmed sequels are?

For your reading pleasure, a gigantic interview with John Hyams about his Universal Soldier films: http://www.cutprintfilm.com…