Take those AARP-membered bastards down! Who won't we skewer on the AV Club?

That's exactly how you do it. If you don't say tee hee, people won't know. It's the #nohomo of music enjoyment rules.

I always thought Neil Schon was the heart of the band. Signed, Definitely not Neil Schon.

Don't stop make-believin'?

I see no facial hair. That traditionally portends wackiness.

Mork and Methamphetamines.

This seems fine. I nominate JMP to further investigate this matter!

I think that's a van Wonderwall. Who I think also wrote Eruption? I'm not good at music.