This is bullshit and so are you.

That's a very British criticism.

She can't fucking rap either. If all art is to be judged on its own individual merit, that doesn't do anything to help this song. I don't think that something should have to conform to a conservative idea of what pop music ought to be. Not everybody who thinks this is bad wants it to be The Beatles. It can…

Eric Clapton's all about throwing babies out of things.

You didn't grow up in the Northeast, did you? That's the only reason I know.