RIP Chris you will be missed.
No one sings like you anymore.

If your missing a quasi-supernatural, WTF mystery from your scheduling you should watch the first season of Fortitude.

I can help with that.
Hate the alien mind symbiote that lives atop his bonce.

Just wait for the internet of things to kick in.
All of the whole worlds microwaves and toasters will be laughing and talking about you then.

Avasarala for President.

Shang Chi does have a good supporting cast.
His father though that could be a problem, his dad is Fu Manchu.

Yup!
I could also Kung Fu your smarty panty clad arse from my zimmer frame. ; )

Galactus ate God for a snack along time ago in a galaxy far far away.

The coveralls have a Zero-G belt™ built into them.

The Bobbie Draper blood snowflakes where darkly cute.
I now have this Halloween's costume.

Philistine!

You should have said John the Baptist ; )

Samson no?

F**k the haircut I love that his left shoulder pauldron is made from the skin of a VW Beetle.
I wonder if Disney's Herbie had relatives in Asgard?

All that's missing is the elf hat and the off camera cowering gaggle of caged children.

I'm not even stoned, why does this article have a picture of an evil old elf in a suit?

What do you think they originally burned in those swinging censers?

Stop drinking Jesus juice Popey.
If wine is the blood of Christ what does marijuana represent his pubes?

First heard of "President Blackenstein" Bill Maher.

He must be using his supernatural President Blackenstein powers.
Or something just as plausible.