There's Sled Island in Calgary (A SXSW style festival), and Shambala, Salmon Arm Roots n Blues, and Pemberton in B.C., amongst many others.

Dolorous Edd as Lord Commander is a dark comedy waiting to be written. (pun intended)

No doubt — but "action" and "mountain" are two words rarely used to describe golf.

They just built a mountain coaster at the ski resort in my town (Revelstoke). I know a few really good skiers and mountain bikers that have tested it and even they say it's pretty awesome. It opens in two weeks.

I love that a place named Action Mountain was turned into a golf course - the blandest, flattest activity out there.

But BBQ is better

Birch

My favorite are the signs in Bart the Elephant when Stampy, uh, stampedes through the Democratic and Republican conventions. In the first they say "We hate life and ourselves" and "We can't govern." In the latter, they say "We want what's worst for everyone'' and ''We're just plain evil."

You must learn to read faster.

No matter what you do, any drum solo over five seconds long sucks.

I don't think that was a joke. There were interviews where he seemed generally flustered when she'd flirt with him.

You should really, really do this with Toronto's Dan Burke. The guy is the epitome of the rough n' tumble promoter who somehow makes it work despite always being the edge of destruction. Just read this article: http://www.thestar.com/news…

I've always thought it would be great if someone edited together all the Simpsons' Citizen Kane references into one video. Now that would be worthy of a GJI!

Spoiler (mega-spoiler if you haven't watched Game of Thrones and The Wire, but intend to): They both die in Bastille Day 3: Rise of Napoleon

It sounds like the magazine - a mix of brilliant pieces that are essential reads, and a few that are complete skippable. I'm a subscriber, but I find myself reading it less and less these days. However, each issue contains at least one gem, so I keep letting the auto-renew do its thing.

I feel so… what's the opposite of united?
Divided.
No, not that far from united.
Less united?
Yeah.

Where's my kudos for pointing that out in the episode's comment thread? https://disqus.com/home/dis…

Chinese Downhill - it is the only way.

Except for Hot Dog: The Movie, which is really the only good 80s ski movie.

Dennis breaking his ankles is based on a real incident: https://www.youtube.com/wat…