Mike Huckabee said the same thing about peanuts many times while he was still running. I think he'd actually be worse than Trump.

Conservatives aren't going to watch Colbert and Kimmel. So, just as with Letterman and Leno, The Tonight Show's bland host won't do or say anything too political to push away conservative viewers.
Having Trump and Clinton on without getting too political is what's best for his ratings. And that's what it's all about.…

I assume all RHCP news that is published on the AV Club is only put there for someone to make this comment again.

"So will the games be playing the JJ Abrams reboote National Anthem this year?" ?

"More like the Cleveland Clowns, right? Then again, clowns are extra-terrifying right now. So I like these clowns’ chances against the Baltimore Ravens—or should I say the Baltimore Cravens? No, I suppose I should not. Anyway, Crowns by 3."

Don't you mean Crowns?

When DVDs were newer I'd often watch the trailer after watching the movie. It's usually surprising how different they can be.

I'd argue its more of a sport than e-sports.
Not that either are sports.
At least it involves one physical object racing another physical object.
Like NASCAR*, but they're not sitting in the thing they're racing.

And the pockets are full of gravy.

I know I'd sure be embarrassed if my website had links to articles claiming Melissa McCarthy is dead. Every single day.

Alex Trebek knows everything.

This is the cast that those born in 2000 will inevitably consider the best.

1) If I could choose between world peace or a world without mayo I'm not sure I'd choose world peace.
2) What is considered healthy has changed a lot in the past hundred years.
It's hard to imagine now, but being healthy once meant maximizing calories.

If it’s crispy with vinegar, you’ve got chips there fella.
If it’s red all-around, you’re in French fry town.
…
Of course in Canada the whole thing’s flip-flopped.

Ketchup is basically sugar and vinegar with a tomato base.
Ketchup chips are basically sugar and vinegar flavour.

I was like, “This should be called the Metropolitan Museum of Getting Rejected by Athletes.”

I'm not sure I want as much information about the next season of Stranger Things as the AV Club is inevitably going to give me.

NO! You fool!

I met him at a hotel about 13 years ago. A friend recognized him from Orange County. We didn't realize he was Tom Hanks' son and he introduced himself as just "Colin".
A very nice fellow, as you can probably imagine.

I still have nightmares based on what I remember of that slime monster episode.
I'm sure I'd be really embarrassed about that if I watched it now.