you just cited the greatest word in the English language

it's wünderbar!

über diese Situation ich habe keine Lust

Never! I WILL realize my dream of a Carly Rae Jepsen cameo…on my face.

A Weekend at Bernie's-style cameo could work.

"Sometimes with the model, the actress or the sexiest person in the world, it may literally be like fucking the couch."

Or like Leaping Lanny Poffo, except less funny, competent, and professional.

from the wikipedia page for Sunny Leone: "Before working in the porn industry, she worked at a German bakery, a Jiffy Lube, and later a tax and retirement firm."

hopefully Boner Johnson will be president soon enough

but did the Indian setting provide an effective backdrop for the film's one or more White People Epiphanies™?

gotta admit i get her mixed up with a similarly-named adult thespian

Mind of Mooch. Somehow unfunnier than Mind of Mencia.

"Excuse me Sir, you look like you have problems satisfying your wife!"

this was my go to nationality when visiting mosques in South Asia.

the word crops up surprisingly often in Talk of the Town

i wonder if mouch/mouche is a cognate of the French mouche which means "fly" (as in the insect)

my sense that night was that lots of male adults in the audience were laughing along with the heckling, even if they weren't actively encouraging it. but fortunately the leaders in charge of the event decided to call everyone out.

Would you like a flower from the Church of Kinja-Consciousness?

the best is when a person has a Indian/U.S.-regional accent. like Indian/ Midwestern or Indian/NYC. I've met several of these people.

the White House is now officially just people test-piloting their reality shows