I mean he WEARS GLASSES ! What a loser. No one likes him or finds him attractive.

short for "civet"?

i wonder if the claim, however inaccurate, serves a rhetorical/motivational purpose — something like "soldiers in the past were afraid to shoot people: WE'RE NOT." (attributing cowardice to earlier generations seems disrespectful, but the claim gets around that by gesturing to vague statistics — in most cases names of…

In the book Generation Kill, when the lieutenant is asked what traits stand out in the Marines under his command, he cites that statistic to emphasize the contrast: "These guys, when someone fires at them, they fire back."

he was constipated when we filmed this, sorrry

and really dig into the vibrato on the highest note…explore the store space!!!

I drop to a really low frequency, you probably can't hear it

"Smoke on the Water" has gotta be in the top 10 right?

http://www.outliermusic.com…

you expect me to buy the July/August issue of Hustler?

Went to see Chance the Rapper
but spent the evening in the crapper
*attempts beatboxing*

TolietCrush

is his partner, T'Matzahball, in this or is that the next one?

Looking forward to her engaging in flirty, humorous banter with Bumblebee and then coldly cockblocking him

normally i'd be laughing along with the snarky comments. but the obituaries about this are depressing. it's clear that he suffered for much of his life. RIP

i have not been in a taco bell since 2003

what about a introducing line of signature cocktails, like the "Gordita-rita"?

Tight competition in this pun thread…

or, if they needed permission not to be used AS a bathroom

this blog has more information. warning: it's funny
http://shanghaiist.com/2017…