do they have an album called "The Battle of Algiers"? they should, it would be clever

i believe that's what's meant by the expression "It's all gone Matt Tong"

hate to say this but i think they crush the snails, not just harvest their pee

shark cartilage is a thing, some people swear by it

"Why does Shark, the most carnivorous of the competitors, not simply eat Michael Phelps?"

the sprinter competed against a zebra. or, he competed first against a giraffe, but the giraffe had trouble with the whole "racing" concept, so they brought in a zebra which absolutely obliterated the sprinter.

Appreciate the reviewer's use of "boxy," to describe the house's acoustics vis-a-vis with the harmonium. As I think about, a harmonium's tone is kind of "boxy." Or "woody," if you will. Good woody-sounding instrument.

wish i had a group of college friends that were still 21 mentally. need more bad influences

seriously though, has The Rock lost weight?

my main concern is whether they've planned ahead for the museum's Chet Haze wing.

Frank Grimes?

so Japan runs the world!

she's acting like a schoolgirl, and not in a hot way!

but is this important right now?

what's…FUCK!

"Note: Jezebel, like The A.V. Club, is owned by Univision Communications."

have you tried cialis?

that would be the Russian version, бакалавр

well yeah that could undermine the whole "reality" principle

didn't know black girls get suspended from school for cornrows. that's wrong & disturbing, also wtf??