"This Atomic Blonde…just led to an accidental detonation!"

Close. Disputes over single-payer healthcare.

United's apology to the doctor will be slow, and quantifiable

those grandkids know what they did!

those boxes are industrial-grade aluminum!

guessing it's a fucked up legal-PR calculus. hold off admitting wrongdoing as long as possible. then hold out some more

preemptive smear campaign by United's legal team maybe?

yeah, just saw that. should make things interesting, in a really ugly way, as the internet goes into high gear arguing whether the guy's ethical history should factor in. who's the *real* villain here, allegedly shady doctor who paid for a seat and got his face squashed, or United?

"Just a little loophole in the system that the wrong guy found out about"

"We are sorry to anyone whose feelings were hurt"

oh i didn't watch the video. i deplore violence

yeah if he lied then the armrest-stomping he got seems completely justified

but it's not *really* 800 bucks is it? it's an $800 voucher so you can fly again on their shitty airline.

I'm confused. What percentage of Pizzagaters are insane, and what percentage are trolls whose subversive sense of humor extends to bigotry and harassment?

When I first came to America, I leveraged widespread distrust of government to deepen cynicism about democracy resulting in election of reactionary nationalist-plutocratic governing coalition led by mentally-unbalanced, duplicitous reality tv clown. Ha ha…WHAT A COUNTRY!

Pussy Riot: We don't want to be led by a shirtless man on SJP

100th!

Dax Shepard wrote The Big Not Gay Book

Dax Shepard is no Brett Ratner, certainly

maybe. but was thinking of the South Park episode where Chef's parents are from Scotland and Chef's dad is cursing at the Loch Ness Monster