most cloying indie film title since Salmon Fishing in the Yemen?

"disrupters dent the universe"?

should've said my adult life.

i'm beginning to measure my life in Fast and Furious installments

i have used the phrase "I can understand…" in writing before. i'm suing you for infringement

*gets idea for movie that's like Death Wish, but featuring a Good Humor-truck-driving vigilante* (it would have to be a colleague of the dead Good Humor man mentioned above obviously)

ouch, Tool burn! (be careful if visiting The Avocado)

liked for "plump dumper." gotta start using that. hopefully only on rare occasions.

Still holding out for the ZMF-directed Ownage Park

I love the smell of smoldering cliches in the morning…

i was just thinking: there are not enough new items filtered through the lens of embittered "Gen-Xers" vs. annoying "Millennials"

thank you civic-minded pervert

will this feature…

"a vamp in search of a song"

that photo…simultaneously encapsulates everything that's right, and everything that's wrong, with America

No hay banda?

or Cuntspiracy?

you should submit a script. it's bound to be better than anything they're working with.

Q-bert was a cartoon on Saturday mornings for a while. completely forgettable though, seeing as i only just remembered it

Pedeforce…Pedephilia…eh, guess not