Me not know whether smacking every single "but both sides are equally bad" liberal upside head repeatedly will work, but better safe than sorry.

U has been having some financial problems — it dropped out as sponsor two years ago!

NASA discovers asteroid speeding towards Earth that will obliterate all life on Earth.

Even just having regular thread to discuss relationship issues would be enough. Me find most worthwhile part of Savage comments our own conversations, not commentary on column itself. At best, Dan give us jumping-off points for conversation, and running gags like "hire a sex worker!"

Hell, me not able to bring myself to leave abusive relationship me have with bank, just to avoid switching banks.

If they discourage you from spending time with people not in cult, then it definitely cult.

Amen. (bad choice of words) Mrs. Cookie lapsed enough Catholic that we not have any conflict over religion — she had kids baptized, but we not take them to church. That ended up being level of involvement everyone was happy with.

Me have only gone to strip club once, but thing that struck me more than anything was how bored-at-work nearly every stripper was.

As always, me sorry you have to deal with so much all at once. And me will miss this community as well, if this is in fact end of it. We used to have sex thread on Avocado, we should bring that back.

"Right now" was exaggeration. But science seem pretty confident that within few decades we can build solar sail that could get there in 25-30 years.

No, but China probably will.

Thousands of years? Where you get that number from? We could theoretically build unmanned prove with solar sail right now that could get to nearest star in maybe 30 years.

When was that? When they were cheerleading for Iraq War? When they were running front-page stories on Whitewater after even Ken Starr had thrown in towel?

New York Times is hiring flat-earther columnist as we speak.

MAHK WAHLBEG PLAYING SCIENTIST AGAIN. THESE PAHTICLES LIKE WICKED ACCELERATED. WE SHOULD WARN STATIES ABOUT EVENT THAT OCCURRING RIGHT AFTER WE HIT UP THAT DUNKIES.

It worked out fine in every single Elvis movie!

Apparently from mid '70s onwards, that how Chuck toured. He just threw his guitar in back of Cadillac, and went from gig to gig. Venue had to throw together backup band, and Chuck took for granted that band would know all of his songs and be able to keep up.

They have more dates than that. Me seeing them in Brooklyn in couple of months.

Me have been saying that for years. First about Tea Party, and then about Trump. Republicans knew they were demographically screwed long-term, and that their ideas were unpopular and in many cases unworkable. So in their desperation, they turned to political faction they not fully understand. Who not want anything…

It funny how conservatives insist that massive outlay of government spending is just what economy needs — so long as it only spent on things that blow up.