Me feel like you could power whole city on disconnect between how much time commenters think Newswire staff spends scheming for clicks, and amount of time Newswire staff actually spends scheming for clicks.

Old-school! Me love it.

Putin insists.

Fun thing about Trump presidency is that you never run out of things to be upset about. Being horrified at his eating habits is delightful change of pace from being horrified by his incoherent foreign and domestic policies, lack of experience, treatment of woman, close association with neo-Nazis, and threats to jail…

Kremlin instructs their paid trolls in tactic called "whatabout". If you find you not able to defend position, quickly change subject. "Whatabout Bill Clinton? Whatabout Benghazi? Whatabout Teapot Dome scandal?" Any subject will do. And we seeing lot of Whatabouts from Trump supporters, as virtually everything about…

Ironically, worst thing that could happen to them is Trump staying in office, wrecking economy, taking away their health care, and putting Chris Christie in charge of managing opioid epidemic.

That not question. Comey could be serial killer, firing him to stop Russia investigation still obstruction of justice. Firing him for job performance legal, firing him to block investigation not legal. Pretty simple.

Please. Trump not murderous, as far as me know.

No puppet. You're the puppet.

Me realize me not most dramatically-sound monster, but me had trouble parsing that word salad. Me feel like you trying to imply that Comey was covering up Clinton scandal?

You need to either start taking meds or dial waaaay back on them.

Me pretty sure me could take over Papa Cookie's bakery and not go bankrupt six times have have to be bailed out by Russians. So to answer your question, no.

Not at all. Me was horrified that Bush's profligate spending have such long-term effects. Or did you expect Obama to magically stop paying for two wars and erase Bush's massive deficits with wave of his magical hand?

Ooh, me have really crazy one. What about that guy from Celebrity Apprentice!

Hillary would have been well within her rights to fire Comey for violating Hatch Act. And investigation of her had concluded, so it not have been obstruction of justice. Trump firing Comey for investigating Trump is very different story.

You know what, that very hard to argue with. Working in Senate on immigration reform, securing loose nuclear material, creating government transparency web site, and ending no-bid contract abuse not prepare you for Oval Office, but firing Gilbert Gottfried from game show? That should be Constitutional requirement for…

So… you think free debate is being banned on this web site you have posted about six hundred comments to… and @flubbagunto:disqus is living in carefully constructed fantasy?!? Riiiiiiiight.

Dummycrat. Man, who needs Jon Stewart when we have pointed satire like that!

And if Tom Brady had scored three fewer TDs, Falcons would have won Superbowl. Congratulations Falcons!!!

Me hate to be one to break news, but that ship already sailed.