Or, you know, look at real life, where laughably unqualified celebrity got into White House. Rock at least have more charisma and six fewer bankruptcies.

By negative 3 million votes. Yuge victory.

Kindergarteners do learn how to use apostrophe correctly. Me believe Dr. Chomsky was calling you out on that.

Me remember saying same thing about Trump running for president.

This very sad news. He was tremendous talent. At time, it felt like Soundgarden ended up as distant third in Nirvana-Pearl Jam rivalry, which me always thought was unfair. He was best singer of three, and band was doing far more interesting stuff musically. And he was rare artist that, after 20 years, you felt like he…

Prune juice. Warrior's drink.

You would be surprised to find out how much dessert gear out there for discerning cookie connoisseur!

Me had to look it up — organization was actually called ZFT, short for some German phrase, but me only ever thought of them as ZMF.

There were also so many story threads that got torn up and left unfinished. We never really found out what Walternate was after, or saw any more of David Robert Jones' group (and me know this not correct abbreviation, but me always think of them as ZMF). Me will say this, though. Season 3 finale was goddamned…

Me think back half of season 1 (basically when Jared Harris shows up) through end of season 3 are best science fiction ever to appear on television. But reset at end of 3 made it harder to care about characters. What if me get invested in this new setup and they just tear it all up again? Which they kind of did. Me…

Every JJ Abrams show messes with timeline and goes downhill after 3 seasons.

Those all good points. Me soured on mortgage because me did buy too much house, and worse, it was apartment, so it was also too little house. And me should have known better. But as result of that one decision, me was in financial trouble for about ten years. This past year, me was finally able to refinance and…

Me always heard for whole life that buying house always good investment. Then me bought apartment and realized what shitty investment it is. Yes, house prices generally go up — at rate of inflation, on average. Bush-era housing bubble is one of only exceptions to that. And interest tend to be about same as sale price,…

Me did same thing! But me will defend it as smart move. A) we can still play our old Wii games, and Switch not do that. B) There not that many games out for Switch yet. C) Me will have many happy years of buying cheap Wii-U games as Switch pushes them out of market. Madden '14, here me come!

For some reason, no matter what me searched for, me always came across 99 Luftballoons mislabeled as Björk.

Me know me late to party here, but me felt same way. And me not really like way scene was handled. Strange probe flies up and no one is tiniest bit suspicious? And me have been on board for suspension of disbelief for every technology and mutant power thus far, but scanning someone and sucking them into little metal…

Me too!

Now put picture of him next to Denzel Washington. Denzel is almost exactly 20 years older than Jones and looks younger.

Look up picture of Alex Jones. He 42 and looks 62.

We already did that. Average birth rate is less than 2 kids per woman. Population only growing in this country because of immigration.