Me vote for @EyeballKid27:disqus's advice (but me replying to you directly so you'll see this). It essentially combination of what @avclub-7445cdf838e562501729c6e31b06aa7b:disqus and @chibidemon:disqus say — you do need to move on, but not until after you take chance on her.

Thing about doggy style is, we attach psychology to different positions even when we not need to. Every woman who has told me she liked doggy said she liked different angle of penetration, and issue of being non-egalitarian never come up.

Fact that you created human life, just by fucking, is incredibly powerful, sexual thing. Me and Mrs. Cookie had great sex while she was pregnant, in fact, probably best of whole relationship. Part of it was what you describe, but she pointed out that it was first time in life she had had sex without either worrying…

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Since we all bragging about public sex escapades, me have gotten blowjob on mostly-empty subway platform, and roof of apartment building during party, while people were on other side of roof. Incredibly hot both times, but in both instances me was too nervous to cross finish line.

Honestly, incognito mode should be mandatory bullet point in sex ed.

But me liked that this had deeper layer. She make coffee and throw it away just to hear her dead husband's voice retell that story.

Me not do that much research, but he seem to be legitimately great surgeon. But there old cliché about doctors being good at one thing and thinking they know everything about everything as result.

Me honestly glad that neither Grandpa Cookie alive to see world in which their kids' generation (although not their actual kids, thank goodness) elected same kind of assholes they took bullets fighting to make world safe from. It like me finding out own kids grew up to be kale farmers.

It honestly perplexes me how he can be legitimately brilliant at that one thing — he seriously might be best brain surgeon alive — and so spectacularly dumb at everything else.

Eating something made of people still step up from Trump Steaks.

Not to mention, he saw steady stream of bloody, injured children and said, "keep them out of this country at all costs!"

At same time, can you imagine shitshow that would result from Easter Egg Roll with Trumps actually in attendance. "Mommy… why did that scary orange man tell me me going to be nice piece of ass in few years?"

Who, realistically, probably would have been played by Donald Trump.

> it sounds like a term garbage people would use to minimize the horrors of Nazi death camps.

Am me only one who know him first and foremost as Mr. Noodle?

That just how business works. Matthew Weiner was writer for Becker before getting gig on Sopranos. Mitch Hurwitz worked on why-does-this-exist Golden Girls spinoff Golden Palace, John Larroquette Show, and Everything's Relative before creating Arrested Development. Me and Henson were doing commercials for freakin'…

Okay, you got me. Every single athlete is an illiterate murderer. My argument crumbles in face of your racist "facts".

First step to racism is saying racist shit.

Now if only spouting racist stereotypes would disqualify AV Club commenters.