His Real Holiness would like to have word with you:

Me feel like he graded this based on book he wished Waters had written (and has written before) and not book he actually wrote. It like giving Moonlight bad rating because you thought it was going to be documentary about how light is reflected off moon.

Me sure Reynolds thought so when they hired 19-year-old kid with no experience to hold her own against Gene Kelly. She practiced until her feet bled.

In high school, monster who sat next to me would spend every single class ignoring teacher and drawing print-quality X-Men comics in his notebook. Me would look at that and think, "me suck at drawing." Only as adult did me realize that only reason he could draw that well was that he spent every single class drawing…

Me pretty sure whole country living through that one right now.

Can we all just take step back here and acknowledge that it kind of weird that we all put rocks on our food?

Rupert Murdoch own it now, so take wild guess.

According to Bill O'Reilly, Bill O'Reilly* won Pulitzer*!

Exactly. Except me would give credit to Putin, not Trump, as he pioneered this new form of propaganda, that not seek to send particular message, but instead discredit any authority. Putin not able to improve Russia, but he can destabilize West and bring us down to his level.

That more or less how Mama Cookie put it. She retirement-age small-town monster who not take much interest in politics unless it directly affects public school teachers, but she said most shameful things in America history were slavery, pushing Native Americans off their land, and letting Trump into office.

Probably laugh at idea that actual left thought building giant puppets, mailing dildoes to Mike Pence, and voting third party would accomplish anything.

Complaining that giving woman orgasm boosts ego feel lot like attacking someone for "virtue signaling" — "you only saved those orphans from fire so we would think you were good person!" But, at end of day, did they not save those orphans from fire? Or save woman from not having orgasm? If me happy because me made…

Best breakup me ever had happened because we both able to be honest about reason. Summary:

Right around when this album came out, me had never heard of band, but me read two gushing reviews on same day, both of which insisted, nay, demanded, that everyone go see them at CBGB. So me went, sight unseen (this was long before Spotify, when you not just able to hear band at will. Ask your grandparents), and it…

Frustrating thing about Bikini Kill is that handful of songs that got collected onto album Singles show they could be really tight band when they wanted to be, they just rarely wanted to be. Nearly everything else they recorded was very sloppy. So Hanna could be pretty great vocalist when she put mind to it, but even…

Me really not liked All Hands On Bad One, so me not run out to buy One Beat when it come out and only got around to it later. Me wonder if other people had same experience.

Letterman used to do something similar, if much more low-impact, when he show rerun of Late Night. Rerun would start with one-minute bit about Biff Henderson not being able to drag Dave out on stage and then saying, "well, guess we'd better put on rerun." Favorite one was, Biff would bang on dressing room door and…

Hey, if Christopher Lee can release one at age 90…

Half-gallon carton can also be opened fully! Then you can dip in giant cookie!

You can open school-lunch-size paper cartons up so top is completely open. Perfect for dipping cookie into!