Me wanted to pitch Onion headline: Area 16-Year-Old Total MILF

That pretty good advice even without porn issue.

Not at all. VDW did terrific job with TV section, but even back when he was running things, he talked about how TV Classic would eventually run out of shows. And we finally going to point where that happened.

(just to clarify, yes, number for Moviefone is my email address)

Me made dummy email address to set up this account, and me find it afford me layer of privacy. Those digits are number for MovieFone.

That certainly part of it.

Me am still here! Why would me ever leave Sesame Street! There are so many unattended plates of cookies just lying around!

Same here. Very painful to see it all unfold.

Me agree that they're horrible, and possibly irredeemable, but me disagree that they deserve any sympathy.

For evidence, look no further than Melania Trump's speech last night.

Me not have high hopes for Jones in this movie based on trailers, and me was pleasantly surprised. Me like her on SNL, but Ghostbusters was far and away best thing she's done in my opinion. Me very excited about possibility of them making few more of these.

Me pretty sure they were all inhuman scumbags long before this movie was announced.

Bad choice of words, since in this case human awfulness was directed against someone's blackness.

Every time conservative troll try and tell me who "real racists" are, me always think of Bob Loblaw: "Why should you get called racist for racism somebody else noticed!"

As much as me was sick to stomach reading what racist trolls were writing, part of me thinks it important to have this stuff out there in public. It important for decent people to realize there are monsters out there — and not kind who eat cookies and teach you about near and far — and that we not able to just pretend…

Worst part is, she just had best moment of her career. Not only was she one of leads in successful movie, she was one of best things in it. Me not going to pretend Kate McKinnon wasn't main attraction, but Jones was honestly funnier than Wiig or McCarthy, which me not expect based on trailer, or respective track…

And me sincerely hope she saw lots of that #LoveForLeslie hashtag before she signed off Twitter. For every one racist troll out there, she have millions of fans.

No, stock valuation is low because they not figure out how to make any money despite having millions of users.

Yes, but there are trolls and there are trolls. Most of worst tweets directed at Jones were quickly deleted, but me saw some shit. Even after living through year of Trump campaign, cops murdering black people right and left, and then backlash to message of "please not murder us," me was actually shocked at how racist…

Biggest fantasy in college was that some girl would pull me into unoccupied bedroom. Alas, girls were mostly pushing me out of their bedrooms.