What makes you the judge of any woman? Shut up and sit down, unless you're applauding Serena.

As a teenager I took my 78 year old grandmother to see the new hit movie "Cabaret" because I'd heard it was a great musical set in the 30's, and it starred the daughter of that adorable "Dorothy" - Judy Garland. Little did I realize it featured what my sainted grandmother tactfully described afterwards as unhappy…