"I don't always blow up the Earth, but when I do, I prefer the Illudium PU-36 Explosive Space Modulator."

Hey, this reminds me: what happened to that Remo Williams/Destroyer remake/reboot they were supposedly working on?

Thundarr's sun-sword, in the other hand…

I'm not transgender, but I do identify as Wachowski. My therapist is about to get a confusing phone call.

Goddammit, you listen to me, Herpes, that maniac is out there RIGHT NOW and the mayor is all up MY ass until we FIND him! Now if you wanna sit here and jack off, be my fucking guest, and I'll find SOMEONE around here who wants to WORK the Waldo case!

I read that as Mickey ROURKE, and it made perfect sense.

That's not Waldo! It's an IMPOSTER!

Get back on the header and get us RESULTS, you fucking quitter! Don't come back here until you bring us that striped sunuvabitch's HEAD!

Bon Iver was never all that, but Jon Bon Iver's solo stuff is even worse.

Harry Potter and the Sword of Ultimate Sorcery

If Adam Green is Alladin THEN WHO WAS PHONE?

They call me
DOCTOR LOVE!
I got the cure you're thinking of

Papa Roach…and posted TWO DAYS AGO?

We are talking about WWE Hall of Famer Donald Trump, after all.

Step 1. Name a song "Say Nice Things About Detroit"
Step 2. Don't put Detroit stop on the tour
Step 3. ????
Step 4. Disappoint

Hardcore Henry: Portrait of a Dogshit Trailer

I'm the man who bought the world. I really wish I had kept the fucking receipt.

If Rufus Xavier Sarsparilla were here, he would say they should just call it We.

Whitney made a plea to people of all nations to "please, get me some crack."

Janelle Monae in Action Figures