Yeah well CBS says a lot of shit.

Here's what people don't know about Margot Robbie: the "T" is not silent. When and if you meet her, be sure to pronounce her name "MAR-gott" before you put the roofie in her drink. Trust me on this one.

I sure hope it hits that someone right in the balls. That would be funny.

MILLER HIGH LIFE. Next question.

Will there be commercials? TELL ME MORE ABOUT THE FUCKING COMMERCIALS

You don't have to be a Parrothead to be an alcoholic, but the booze does make Buffett's music easier to listen to.

I will bet $1000 that they actually use this on the show.

Mayor Grundy barfed on his wife's TITS!

It makes you wonder how Tony Jr. disappeared.

Quiet, you! I'm trying to win an Oscar here!

Don't you die on me, Stars! DON'T YOU DIE ON ME!!

I can't wait until it finally goes the way of "Let It Go." This video might finally be the last nail in the coffin.

Oh, that's a ninehead at least.

PICTURED: Rihanna, trying (and failing) to cover up her enormous forehead.

I remember an SNL skit with this premise. I believe it was John Larroquette as the guy who just died, and Dana Carvey as the angel answering his questions.

I'd have guessed they drink Landshark.

Don't ya just love gettting Final Jeopardy correct when none of the contestants do?

The very SAme.

I'll do it!

I see we're going back to the Wells for more puns.