"A Night Owl"

"Vintage?" Seriously, "VINTAGE?"

Pee Wee HE-MAN!

Like I said, I didn't watch, so I didn't even know the "State Capitals" category when I read the clue in the article. Even so, I'd probably still have been thinking of Eisenhower.

You know…for KIDS!

So there ya go, I'd have been wrong either way.

"I Can Has President" just doesn't have the same ring as "I Like Ike."

Only when I'm REALLY drunk.

Yeah, back when there was real, honest-to-God JEOPARDY involved in the game. That was great television, man.

I didn't actually watch it. That'll teach me to go grocery shopping instead. My priorities need straightening for sure.

Well, there WAS a waitress involved, but that encounter wasn't exactly "sexy." I think she's the one who called the cops.

(Spanish guitar)

It used to be Tavern on the Green, but I got banned from there. I got too drunk one night and started nailing a bunch of goofy shit to their walls.

I call shenanigans on that poorly-worded clue. Clinton was not a president at that time.

Where I live, it's "I is become def, muthafucka."

I was able to see the Eagles show at Joe Louis last year. Glad I was able to do it in time.

Already Gone

SHUT THE FUCK UP DONNY

Wake me up when you've conquered Hank Snow's "I've Been Everywhere."

*teenager walks up behind Kendrick Lamar, steals key, runs*