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Because he's the best! After his FIRST DAY unemployment was under 5%! During the election it was (I've heard as high as) 40-50%!

I always thought an added layer of Gaston's depth was his ability to manipulate the crowd at the end of the film. After all we knew about him from the first three-fourths of the movie (being a shallow, selfish blowhard), it turned out he was smarter than we gave him credit for. He learned of the beast's true nature,…

I can't imagine why people are having fewer orgasms looking at Danny McBride compared to Winona Ryder.

I was skimming my feed and thought it was a Starwipe article at first, and even chuckled a little at how plain and stupid the headline was. Tragic.

This article ignores the biggest problem with the episode: HOW did the bad guys spot Bill hiding in that tree while he and Sookie were talking about her being bait??? He was nearly invisible and silent up there!

It's basically the same thing, except they substituted the actual rape for playing with toys. It's a sitcom, after all. The parallels are there. They're just being silly.

"Look to the Cookie" changed my life. Don't try to take that away from me.

I never, EVER understood the assertion that this show was about nothing. Not only did it regularly tackle issues like the ones above (plus others, including abortion), but it also was about the day to day work and love lives of four friends. You know, like every other sitcom out there. The difference being that…

I believe they are capable of responding to tickles, hence them finally giving it up once I'd blown into them a few times.

Mm, I like this answer. Did you know people (briefly) used to believe spaghetti grew on trees?

Totally possible, and it's just about the only other explanation. But he didn't even mention that, let alone prove it. And my machine and cartridges both got dusty as hell! If it doesn't make a difference, why is Intel 40 times cleaner than any operating room?

Can somebody help me out? I think blowing in the cartridges worked. Seems like many commenters agree. Joe Hansen even agrees, at first. But then he says we're all wrong, and doesn't even begin to explain HOW he knows it didn't work. He just says, "Because of science," and then talks about how science is great.

Yeah! Plenty of good lines. When she called Jewish people buying German cars "the opposite of FUBU", this one lady sitting in front of me laughed so hard I was afraid she'd wet her pants.

Am I the only one that doesn't mind the music numbers at all? They are a little hit and miss, but it's a short movie with or without them and they don't take up much time. It makes it a little different. It breaks it up. And it's the more or less the same type of comedy. And you still get to look at her. I don't see a…

How could you know that? You only experienced it one of those ways the first time you saw it. I'm not talking about repeat viewings.

Well I haven't seen it. I know enough that my point that it's a huge spoiler stands. The movie can't possibly be the same knowing what Rosebud means, compared to not knowing.

Well, Citizen Kane has a pretty major secret twist ending, doesn't it? I'd call that sensitive. The rules are the same for the old stuff as they are for the new stuff. I'm also not just talking about the internet. I've heard about the ending of Citizen Kane more times than I can count, and I don't remember a single…

YES. What exactly is their point - that if we don't want to read an old book or comic book, then we shouldn't get to enjoy TV and movies? You do realize that the makers of these things are counting on people not knowing what happens, right? Unless those weekly cliffhangers are all sarcastic.
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