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I came here for photos of people without pants.

Republicans in 2020 - Prestimint Monkey tells like is. Him very Presimdentural!

Can I... can I reply to you? Is this comment (that I’m writing right now)also pending moderation? Just because I quoted Bubba Ho-Tep once? C’mon Kinja, I get it if you don’t recognize an out-of-context (and ridiculously crude)* quote from Bubba Ho-Tep, but my only other post on Kinja is pending moderation now too,

TRUMP: Yo, I’ll tell you what I want, what I really, really want
SUPPORTERS: So tell us what you want, what you really, really want
TRUMP: I’ll tell you what I want, what I really, really want
SUPPORTERS: So tell us what you want, what you really, really want
TRUMP: I wanna, (ha) I wanna, (ha) I wanna, (ha) I wanna, (ha)
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And trying to follow a conversation with him is nearly impossible.

He’s like the Kinja of presidents: Ugly by design, never wants to work and is preoccupied with making everything a white space.

the cool thing about game of thrones is how westeros itself is kind of the main character.

Except, have they ever brought up the “drove it through his beloved’s heart” part of the myth on the show?

I come here for the sparkling commentary. I stay for the never-ending Kinja burns. Kinja is terrible. The new AV Club layout is an absolute disaster.

Well maybe if the theaters hadn’t switched to Kinja then people would still show up.

But once you get him started, the dude just won’t shut up.

“You know, what people don’t appreciate about raising an undead army over the course of 3,000 years is the patience. They see the killing and the spectacle, and they think that just, you know, happens. But all the preparation, the years of waiting for some

It is ok. Blame Kinja. It atrophies mental acuity.

My first smartassery on Kinja was aimed at you, Dikachu, but it seems to have been lost in the ether. I’m already declaring failure.

Hi Dik! Hey everybody, it’s gonna be ok! We’ve got Dik!