I knew a dude who pulled a senior NCO out through a truck window and beat his ass. He was old school though, back when your career could survive something crazy like that. Sadly, I don't know anyone who got to beat up an actual officer. I've heard stories of ground crews throwing wrenches at idiot fighter pilots,…

I don't want to risk sounding jingoistic, but even then under those circumstances many, if not most, died-in-the-wool patriots, especially a marine, would never think about defecting to an adversary nation. They've spent most of this season showing us that Bobby is a true-blue (or rather, red) loyal gung-ho martian…

But real contemporary marines and GIs get screwed over by Uncle Sam all the time in similar albeit less fantastic fashion. You don't see too many of them defecting by days end. Even Snowden wasn't in Putin's office the same day he found out the NSA was up to some shady shit. I'm not really criticizing the story…

i think an extra step was missing though. It's kinda like a marine getting screwed over by the US and then giving up sensitive intel in Putin's office by the end of the day; I'm not saying there's no possible path between those two points but there should be a couple of extra stops along the way to get there.

It's a two part equation. Sounds to me like you weren't doing the alcohol half of it right. That's on you

oh my god youre right! Lol, somewhere in 2001 there's an filipino version of him wearing one of those ridiculous giant shell necklaces and goggles

Fieri is one of those people the mob loves to shit on, not because they have an actual opinion about him, but because it's the "in" thing to do. Granted, his demeanor and general appearance make it easy. That hair…

Say whatever else you will about TGIF, but it's the only place cheap Uber ride distance from my house that serves both booze and north-of-mediocre appetizers at 1 in the morning. They're doing God's work

Wait, so Archer's coma fantasy self has WWII combat-specific PTSD? How does that even work? His subconscious creates a false memory capable of traumatizing his dream-self? Will that fuck him up when he wakes up?

I didn't really warm up to the TV version of Bobby until she started kicking the shit out of that shitheel martian officer.

I've been watching too many documentaries on Netflix, because as soon as Archer suggested taking the women to a Chinese restaurant or laundry service a voice in my head was like, "Because in the 1940s, the Chinese Exclusion Act was still in effect, unfairly limiting Chinese immigrants to those service industries."

even then, I have close family members you would have to drag me kicking and screaming to help move across LA.

Wait, were Winston and Aly gonna ride in the UHaul will Jess all the way to Portland? I don't think Jess and Aly are anywhere near close enough that Aly would agree to do that. I feel like even Winston would say "Hell no" to that.

I remember my dad was arbitrarily assigned to be one of the Y2K compliance contacts for his office. I asked him, "Dad, what exactly is Y2K?" and he was like, "Hell if I know."

Please tell me I'm not the only one who wishes Rick and Morty would try to get Buffalo Wild Wings to bring back the Jammin' Jalapeño sauce instead.

I would say there's not a lot of jewish Sanchezes, but they've already pointed out that Rick bears an uncanny resemblance to Einstein, so who knows. Maybe in Rick C-137's original universe the Iberian peninsula was converted to judaism

Is that a real place? Like a hipper version of Denny's?

Not even in your milkshake?! You're missing out on one of America's greatest culinary delights!

What do frat-boys, vegetarians and fighter pilots have in common? You never have to wonder if any of them are in the room. If they're there, they'll let you know.

In light of recent Subway and children related events (ahem- Jared) maybe Disney could be enticed to come back go McDonalds.