It's for the best. A Trump correspondent's dinner would be more painful than watching a version of The Office where Michael is the only character. It sounds like fun, but after three minutes everyone just feels super awkward and wants to change the channel

His fine for littering should be doubled if the cop issuing the ticket has seen After Earth.

They are until somebody blows them up. At which point a dude will be blamed lol

Ironically, the problem isn't trans people, it's straight perverts trying to pass as trans to facilitate their perving

I like to throw them for a loop: "Which one of you is Chandler and which one is Joey?" or "So, who's Burt and who's Ernie?" and "Are you the Rizzoli or the Isles?"

For convenience's sake, maybe we should build all future bathrooms where instead of men's and women's, one is all urinals and the other is all stalls (with good ventilation and locks that actually work), and everyone uses the one that's fastest and most appropriate for the plumbing they posses and the function they…

Maybe, but I still hope both the character and whoever wrote that line end up 40+ and still single lol. would serve 'em right

or just by accident lol

Rapper-turned-mayor? That city must either be a lovely Carmel-CA-esque town, or the nightmare love-child of Gotham and Trump's Chicago.

honestly it's one of the few instances in which a film/tv adaptation surpasses the source material

If the "art" is unaccompanied, ticket him for littering, if Smith Jr. is still standing next to it, ticket him for loitering.

That floral arrangement makes Hank look like he has a man-bun in the headline picture lol

Whatever, f*** all them (allegedly) happily married sub-30 bitches and their annoying over-documented-on-Facebook-spawn. No Bridgett, Tyler is NOT the most adorable toddler in the world, and throwing a #BabyGenius on a photo of jr eating his own snot does not make him an actual genius.

I'm saying little kids could care less if we conditioned them to use bathrooms based on earlobe shape. Its adults who are "hyper aware" of gender and clutching their pearls at the idea of little ones using the "wrong" bathroom

I changed the channel when she disparaged being single at 30

Yeah, i dont click on anything that links to twitter, breitbart, or huffpo. also, i didn't say the bathroom debate wasn't important, i'm only accusing adults on both sides of it of projecting their issue onto young children, who frankly will use whichever bathroom their environment conditions them to, i highly doubt…

To be fair, I suspect the rest of Illinois has harbored fantasies of forcibly sorting out Chicago

With prepubescent children, the debate over who should use what bathroom has a lot more to do with the adults involved than the children. Unfortunately for older trans children, the bullying is something they will be faced with regardless of which bathroom they use or how the politics play out.

That quote confuses me a little, I mean, do schools have roving bands of murderers prowling the hallways waiting for someone to use the "wrong" restroom? I agree with the broader point the author is trying to make, but that level of hyperbole probably does more harm than good.

While they're at it, do you think the Army could do something about that abomination Chicago calls pizza too?