Marvel logic: Invest years turning Carol Danvers into a major power player in the Marvel Universe, build her fanbase just in time for her movie debut, then burn the whole thing down in a sad attempt to boost sales for their worst event comic on record

I find it amazing that Quesada/Marvel felt readers could no longer identify with a married Peter Parker, but turning him into a tony stark-esque billionaire with an 8-legged spider-car was so much more relatable.

Bendis? is that you?

Don't get me started on Miles Morales. As a long-time Peter Parker fan it took a while for Miles to win me over, but after a few issues I actually liked what Bendis was doing with Miles. Miles is great, but his supporting cast makes me want to stab myself in the head. Ganke and that B-list mutant are two of the…

Marvel took a good idea, injecting much needed diversity into superhero comics, and royally f***ed up the execution at the expense of story, fanbase and legacy characters. They've torpedoed Captain Marvel, sabotaged Steve Rodgers, and completely lost the plot with Amazing Spider-Man. They've alienated their long…

RZA is like that kid who does a short tour in Okinawa and comes back to the States thinking he's Japanese, just because he bought a kimono and a cheap samurai sword, ate octopus, got to 2nd base with a local girl, developed an unhealthy hentai addiction, and drove around a modified carolla he insists is a drift racer.…

kevin's fleeting love interests are FAR more interesting than he is and Toby is one of those divisive characters that people either find adorable or super annoying.

Hey the guy is walking a narrow tightrope. He can't afford to jeopardize this sweet Apprentice gig. Arnie needs to keep his job; he's got a lot of child support back pay these days.

I would just stake out a craft brewery or Whole Foods and eat all the organic upper-middle-class white foodies that came out. They probably taste the best. Like grass fed kobe.

I think he was in one of the Scream sequels. It's funny, his feature films are terrible but his tv series are fantastic

Is this the one with dumpster fire Britta and discount Kyle Mooney?

Exactly! No one is saying that Kate needs to get skinny, we just want her get control of her body back so she can be her true self, whatever weight or size that may be, and have the freedom and mobility to focus on the rest of her life

why does everyone look like a Twilight extra?

Ridley Scott has but one expression: permanently unamused

I mean, yeah Ansari is a smug annoying asshole, but that's part of his shtick. No sense in Rapaport getting so upset he uses up all his best racist rant material and has nothing left to scream at the next Trump rally.

my francophobia prohibits me from understanding that reference, but yes!

Kellyanne looks like a valley girl who was traumatized to the point that her soul died decades before her body was supposed to follow, wrecking havoc on her mortal vessel and is now resigned to doing her best to pretend that nothing is wrong

Kyle Mooney- the only thing that makes me tune out of SNL faster than shitty material or sleep

They already did this, they shouldn't have, and it sucked.

She's also a known sex offender and banned from adopting from animal shelters