O'Reilly already bombed as a Radio Host.

All the "real Americans" were on David Geffen's yacht.

So?

Guys who need to be taken seriously are asking too much from the World.

Saw "This Sporting Life" again. Tough Movie. Richard Harris was a very strange man.

Get back to trying to come up with something funny about Erin Moran.

You should be grateful that picture is still on the wall.

Does Kid Rock's Girlfiend count? She looks nice. But I'd certainly kill him.

Okay, CheeseWhizard is Cool. Everybody else - Shut Up!

Dunkin Donuts? McDonalds?

You can't put down Megan Kelly at the AV Club? Why? Because she's Working at NBC now? Oh, everybody at Thirty Rock is COOL. Okay.

A guy you don't like becomes President and it's shocking that people you don't like visit him in the White House. It's like every Administration is the first one we've ever seen.

That's a good Word for it.

I like Richard Lester very very much, but he's made a few pretty bad Movies. But he's Great.

Buncha people marching' around yelling about how everybody has to do what they say or else? No the people doing it don't call it that, I guess.

You mean like eating Chinese Food on Christmas?

Oh, Fascism with Costumes instead of Uniforms. That's cute.

Common is so classy he didn't even wear hair!

"I HATE THE GODADDY COMMERCIAL GUY"

I'm Working on the Conclusion of a Scientic Experiment involving a large Iced Coffee from Dunkin Donuts and four Regular Hamburgers and a Medium Coke from McDonalds.